Hey Longbottom....

[alt_dean]

Learn to stay on your broom if you are going to get in the way! 

Do you seriously think that you can keep up with your inability to...well, keep up?! Just quit now and save yourself further humiliation.

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[alt_dean]

Fault?

What's that? Oh yeah, a word that's not in my vocabulary. Only losers, miscreants and squibs assess fault. A way to blame others for their inadequacies.

Please, I was minding my own business, its not my fault you friend can't handle his broom.

[alt_ron]

Nice.

[alt_dean]

I do believe that I have better things to do than to make Longbottom look unfit and clumsy. He excels spectacularly at that on his own.

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[alt_arthur]

How exceedingly disappointing.

I didn't think it of the boy.

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[alt_bill]

That's the boy you rescued from the camps, isn't it?

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[alt_arthur]

Yes, he is.

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[alt_bill]

Hmm. Well, he certainly hasn't brushed up on his people skills much at Hogwarts.

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[alt_arthur]

No, that's not it, I don't think.

Rather, it's the people he's chosen to, er, brush up.

Which don't include Neville or Ron, I believe.

[alt_arthur]

Will Neville be all right, son? The twins mentioned there was an accident today.

[alt_ron]

He's got a concussion. And Madam Pomfrey's making him sleep in the hospital wing tonight. Gave him something to make him sleepy a bit ago.

He's all right, though. And his nose'll be fine soon, too.