Hey Longbottom....

[alt_dean]

Learn to stay on your broom if you are going to get in the way! 

Do you seriously think that you can keep up with your inability to...well, keep up?! Just quit now and save yourself further humiliation.

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Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Boggarts.

That what he PM'd you about, then?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_gredforge]

He said there was something going on tomorrow in the testing, that he absolutely had to get out of it.

So he asked for the potion we gave him to miss that lesson last time. The one that makes you spew. We didn't have any left, and so we suggested that he could either fake an injury or pick a fight to get out of it. And we said he wasn't exactly the fight-picking type.

Bloody hell. So did he decide on giving himself a real injury instead?

Nev, that's overkill, mate. What were you thinking?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_lee]

What, he wouldn't face a boggart? But he's a Gryffindor, are you saying he's too cowardly--

wait a minute that doesn't make any sense. How could he be too cowardly to face a boggart but brave enough to crash his own broom?

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_sally_anne]

Maybe it's something it would be easy to torment him with. Like with Ron and spiders. Maybe he can't afford to let anyone find out what it is.

Re: I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

I don't know. It seemed real enough.

Though, y'know, it's like I told him--I really thought it was me Thomas was trying to mess with.