Hey Longbottom....

[alt_dean]

Learn to stay on your broom if you are going to get in the way! 

Do you seriously think that you can keep up with your inability to...well, keep up?! Just quit now and save yourself further humiliation.

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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good

[alt_ron]

Nev.

Sorry I couldn't walk you up to Madam Pomfrey's. You made it up there, right?

I'll come up as soon as we're done here.

It was totally Thomas's fault that happened. He was after knocking me off mine. And he can bet I'll pound him later if he so much as looks crosswise at me.


I think maybe that one examiner--the nicer one--was looking when it happened, so they probably know it wasn't your fault you crashed. And don't worry. You did the first part of the sequence just fine.

And there's always tomorrow.

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[alt_gredforge]

Oh, no.

What happened, Ron? How badly is he hurt?

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[alt_ron]

Not sure. There was loads of blood, but he could walk. Not straight, exactly. But he did walk on his own.

Thomas cut him off during the flying exercises. I'm pretty sure he was trying to get in my way, but he got in Nev's instead. We weren't that high, and I didn't really see what happened, but Nev ended up crashing. I heard that part.

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[alt_gredforge]

Thomas was trying to cut you off? And he took out Nev instead?

Bloody hell. Bet Dad's gonna be sorry he ever rescued that kid from the camps in the first place.

Wait a minute--are you sure Thomas cut him off?

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[alt_lee]

Why?

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[alt_ron]

Yeah.

And you're right. I've been thinking about it a lot, the way he's been acting. How Terry Boot's back in the camps now, but he's still here and trying to get Nev cut from YPL. Which could be really bad for Nev.

I'm dead sure. But I don't know if anyone really saw it happen.

Or if they cared. They seem to like to see us turn on each other. Most of the stuff has been about who can be most cold-blooded. And fine, y'know. I can fight better than most. Got brothers who taught me that, yeah?

But Neville's different, y'know?

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[alt_gredforge]

We're wondering....

Ron, what did Finnigan tell you was going to happen with the tests tomorrow?

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[alt_gredforge]

And you passed it on to Nev?

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[alt_ron]

Boggarts.

That what he PM'd you about, then?

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[alt_gredforge]

He said there was something going on tomorrow in the testing, that he absolutely had to get out of it.

So he asked for the potion we gave him to miss that lesson last time. The one that makes you spew. We didn't have any left, and so we suggested that he could either fake an injury or pick a fight to get out of it. And we said he wasn't exactly the fight-picking type.

Bloody hell. So did he decide on giving himself a real injury instead?

Nev, that's overkill, mate. What were you thinking?

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[alt_lee]

What, he wouldn't face a boggart? But he's a Gryffindor, are you saying he's too cowardly--

wait a minute that doesn't make any sense. How could he be too cowardly to face a boggart but brave enough to crash his own broom?

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[alt_sally_anne]

Maybe it's something it would be easy to torment him with. Like with Ron and spiders. Maybe he can't afford to let anyone find out what it is.

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[alt_ron]

I don't know. It seemed real enough.

Though, y'know, it's like I told him--I really thought it was me Thomas was trying to mess with.