He said there was something going on tomorrow in the testing, that he absolutely had to get out of it.

So he asked for the potion we gave him to miss that lesson last time. The one that makes you spew. We didn't have any left, and so we suggested that he could either fake an injury or pick a fight to get out of it. And we said he wasn't exactly the fight-picking type.

Bloody hell. So did he decide on giving himself a real injury instead?

Nev, that's overkill, mate. What were you thinking?